If I were a stone, I would be: The Rock of the church

If I were a tree, I would be a: A Redwood

If I were a bird, I would be a: A Redtailed Hawk

If I were a machine, I would be a:  An interactive Holographic entertainment and voice controlled peronal data center

If I were a tool, I would be a: Hammer... then someone could use me all day long

If I were a flower/plant, I would be : A Cherry blossom

If I were a kind of weather, I would be: A raging Spring Storm

If I were a mythical creature, I would be a: A dragon of fantasy, wise, ancient, and good.

If I were a musical instrument, I would be an: Piano

If I were a color, I would be: Deep forest Green

If I were an emotion, I would be: Love

If I were a vegetable, I would be a: Tomato... Then I'd be known as a "Love apple"

If I were a sound, I would be: The fierce wind whipping through the trees, or thunder in the distance

If I were an element, I would be: Mercury, cool to look at, deadly to touch... (it's a scorpio thing).

If I were a car, I would be: An original 1965 Ford Cobrajet 2 seater with the chrome bar.

If I were a song, I would be: Lullabye, by Billy Joel... or one of his songs

If I were a movie, I would be: Gladiator

If I were a food, I would be: A spicey meatball

If I were a place, I would be: Stone Henge

If I were a material, I would be: Seasoned and shaped Wood

If I were a taste, I would be: Something sweet... chocolate...  women just love chocolate...

If I were a scent, I would be: Vanilla Musk

If I were a word, I would be: Truth

If I were an object, I would be a: Cross

If I were a body part I would be: A beating heart

If I were a facial expression I would be: Laughing out Loud expression

If I were a subject in school I would be: Creative Composition

If I were a cartoon character I would be: Batman... he's in shape, got the cash, and the toys...

If I were a shape I would be an: Triangle... It's the strongest

If I were a number I would be: 12...  The number changed from 42...

If I were a month I would be: April... everything is growing and budding, but it's stormy

If I were a day of the week I'd be: Saturday... it's the first day of vacation

If I were a time of day I'd be: Sunrise

If I were a planet I would be: The one Yoda lives on in the Degoba system.

If I were a direction I would be: South... "It always feels like I'm walking downhill."

If I were a piece of furniture I'd be a: Couch for young lovers.

If I were a sin I would be: Sloth... wait... that's me now! j/k

If I were a historical figure I would be: Jesus

If I were a liquid I would be: Water

If I were a season, I would be: Spring

If I were a holiday, I would be: Easter